DrHowl Date: 09/26/2007
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    Question:

    "Dr. Hal, are you ever afraid of your fans?"

    Answer:

    Should I be? I don't see why. Dr. Hal, let it be known, is friend to all people on this terraqueous globe. Of course, I remember Orpheus. One doesn't wish to be too well-loved. But, no, I'm not afraid of my fans. I am slightly wary of fans, the kind you hold in your hand. These can be dangerous. In fact, in Japan there is a deadly martial art known as tessenjutsu, based solely on the use of a fan. The poet Edward Gorey knew of the aggressive potential of these seemingly harmless instruments when he wrote:
    Said a girl who upon her divan
    Was attacked by a virile young man:
    "Such excess of passion
    Is quite out of fashion,"
    And fractured his wrist with her fan.


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