Now we at the Belligerati Reading Club, the people who put the "XXX" in “XXXXXXX-Day”, have never heard this question poised to Herr Doktor Professor Howland Owl, but with the unabashed passion with which he has achieved scholastically, there must be a simple and primal basis. Come to the show this week, maybe we’ll all hear the facts behind why Hal never wanted to go to the blackboard. So if you want to hear the answer, we strongly suggest you come to these probably final performances-- or you'll miss 'em-- forever. Do you really want that? All right, then!