SPECIAL PREVIEW SHOW BEGINS LATEST ADH RUN

Tuesday, May 10th
Chez Poulet Gallery-Cabaret
3359 Cesar Chavez (Army) St.
Doors 8:30 – Show 9:00 PM.     

Admission $10 [NO COMPS]      
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The Dr. Hal Report – Vol. XIV – No. 1   

“An advance showing… to which a selected audience is invited before public presentation
begins…”
— Online Dictionary (1994– ?)

PREVIEW SHOW HITS THE BOARDS TUESDAY, MAY 10TH
This is not only a time of economic uncertainty, threatened ecological collapse and political
instability– but also, locally, of the potential criminalization of entertainment. The Powers that Be
in San Francisco– the usual clueless local pencil-pushers, bean-counters and police groupies –are
now pushing for two-month in advance permit application for any kind of performance (said permits
to cost $2,000.00 apiece) with giant fines and prosecution for the non-compliant, metal detectors at
venue entrances, mandatory fingerprinting for audience members and a mandated cop– a flatfoot
hired out for every 50 people in an audience. Cops at shows– just what we all need.
This climate of excessive regulation certainly threatens to stifle all forms of entertainment not
sanctioned by the circles of inmost privilege. Many in the arts community now believe the issue is
even more crucial than anything to do with taco trucks in Dolores Park…

Just the same, despite all this, Chicken John and Ask Dr. Hal!  are boldly planning to bring back their
show during May. But, as the saying goes, if you blink, you might miss it.

We invite you to our Dr. Hal Show Preview this coming Tuesday night.

Tuesday nights are an experimental first for our show.

Meanwhile, here’s a review of what we do that came out not too long ago:

http://sf.funcheap.com/city-guide/dr-hal-show/

Don’t miss what all the excitement’s about. Come on in and join us at this latent upcoming iteration of the
all-new Ask Dr. Hal! Show!–

WITH KrOB KARTUNE KLASSIC:
I Love to Singa (1936)
A strict piano teaching owl is cursed with a son who “loves to singa,” but only jazz. A Laff Riot directed by
cartoon legend Tex Avery.
and…
SEE KrOB’S MONSTROUS KLIP–
ROBOT GORILLA AUDITS DINOSAUR FOOTAGE
NOT FOR THE WEAK-HEARTED
FEATURING THE EPONYMOUS RO-MAN OF (PLANET) RO-MAN
KrOB’s krazy kut-up kinema kompels kontentment!
KrOB swears to high heaven that this excerpt is up to his usual standard.We advise those
who may be overly sensitive to such material to turn away or shade their eyes. It’s “showbiz”
–pure entertainment — and it’s all happening right here– at the famed Ask Dr. Hal! Show!
Perhaps you can run– but you can’t hide from the xists and their
invincible “CALCINATOR” death-ray of doom! These
awesomely Apocalyptic actinic blasts hurl themselves
RIGHT OFF THE PROJECTION SURFACE– & INTO THE AUDIENCE!
They ‘re coming– KrOB’s masterminding the Alien Invasion!
–And get a load of those DINOSAURS!

but first…
PETE GOLDIE PROVIDES amazing
ALTERNATE OUTER SPACE  THRILLS!
Scientifically au courant, the show boasts its own Astronomer and Science Expert, Pete Goldie.

DAVID CAPURRO  CULLS CLIPS, SNAPS FROM
ONLINE IMAGESTREAM– SYNCHRONOUS ” IRRITAINMENT”
‘Puter jock rocks the box, unlocks, mocks Pandora’s Box paradox.

CHICKEN JOHN  SEZ:
“Hey, everybody– come see the Ask Dr. Hal! Show in a brand new location: my living room. It’s
4 guys doing improv on 4 different levels. It can be amazing.”

4 GUYS ON THE RISE:
CHICKEN JOHN

Dr. HAL ROBINS

KrOB

DAVID CAPURRO
…AND SURPRISE MYSTERY GUESTS!

Hear classic episodes on
Radio Valencia!
ADH PIRATE RADIO SHOW CONTINUES WITH WEEKLY BROADCAST!
The Ask Dr. Hal! Radio Show has been running Friday nights, 9PM to Midnight on S.F.’s newest Pirate Radio sensation–
 radiovalencia.fm 87.9 FM
Live shows have been simulcast! And if you’ve missed them, they’re still on the radio!
Now, the Ask Dr. Hal! Show, a beloved San Francisco Institution, will
continue as an innovative Pirate Radio Program on RadioValencia.FM
–broadcast –and podcast (keep watching these announcements) even
during the current run of the show!
Dr. Hal Live on Radio only– Friday nights, 10 PM – Midnight.
Podcasts:
http://radiovalencia.fm/recent-shows/

At home, or on at Chez Poulet,  Ask Dr. Hal!  is here– to stay!

IT’S THE SHOW YOU KNOW AND LOVE…
Gags ! Goofs ! Girls! Surprises !
–Can You endure… The KrOB Moment?
(Ask Dr. Hal! will not be responsible for injuries or lasting mental trauma) *********************
All on our Custom-Made Stage
(by Pete Goldie)
–at the innovative & avant
Chez Poulet Gallery-Cabaret
3359 Cesar Chavez St.
(Army) Street between Mission and South Van Ness. Just on the
edge of Bernal Heights. The old Odeon Neighborhood.
COME ONE, COME ALL!