HERE IT COMES!

AN ANNUAL TRADITION– IT’S CHRISTMAS, CHICKEN JOHN!

Are you not going to get a gift this year? Are you far from your relations– or not speaking to them? Do you not have any family? Any friends? Are you cast adrift in a sea of emptiness and despair?

Will you have your Christmas Eve alone, drinking Scotch, looking
in the mirror? Are you not going to get even one wrapped present this
year?

Well, then. That’s terrible. Funny, but terrible.

But buck up, Bunky...

There is another option. You can find other people who are in the same boat as you— and spend your Christmas Day-night with them. Courtesy of us. 
No, I’m not talking about casual encounters on Craig’s List… I’m
talking about:

IT’S CHRISTMAS, CHICKEN JOHN! Yes, it’s happening once again. December 25th, 2011, Christmas Day! Come one, come all (at 9:00 PM and after) to that well-known, preposterous potlatch. Give and receive. Bring a wrapped present or two, get a gift in return at our Christmas Party, a holiday favorite…

Here’s the word from showman Chicken John: 

“For the last 27 years, I’ve done an orphan Christmas show. It’s kinda a game show, where people from the audience come up on stage and answer Trivia questions. If you answer the question correctly, you get to open a present.

“However, if you answer the question incorrectly… you get to open a present. The presents are provided by you, the audience. They are something… some good, some terrible. All absurd. All for fun.”

With YOUR BOASTFUL HOSTS,

CHICKEN JOHN & DR. HAL!

A veritable LAFF RIOT! GAGS! GIRLS! SURPRISES! OH, THE HUMANITY!

At Chez Poulet Gallery-Cabaret, 3359 Cesar Chavez Street at South Van Ness. Doors open 8:30 PM.

Christmas will be over– NOW we can have FUN! See YOU there!

BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!! BRING WRAPPED GIFTS!!!!!